Paraplüsch – psychiatric help for abused cuddly toys

For 12 years now he has had to suffer all my mood swings: My RTL Radio Lion from Luxemburg has since become so beaten up that he looks more like a run over slug than a noble beast these days.

When I get angry, I box him in the face. However, I also hold him up as a shield so I don’t have to watch with my own eyes while amateur poet Beate in the TV soap “Schwiegertochter gesucht” recites a few lines of her own invention to her darling Peer: “If you were a tear in my eye, I’d never cry again for fear of losing you.”

I carelessly expose the nameless furry thing to all this craziness and so I am the cause of its present condition.

At least this much is clear: since I discovered Paraplüsch I now have some inkling of what has been happening with my 30 cm sized universal punch bag.

I think Lion N. from B. has had it especially hard and he shares many of his fellow patients’ symptoms. Due to my abusive treatment, he is just as schizophrenic as Dolly the sheep, equally as depressive as Dub the tortoise, now suffers (thanks to “Schwiegertochter gesucht”) the same anxiety attacks as Kroko the crocodile and shares the hallucinatory delusions of Sly the snake.

The only way out I see for us is to commit him to a psychiatric institute and so negate all my abuses to him.

Anyone who is keeping a similar case on the edge of the bed, sofa or in the wardrobe, will certainly find help at Paraplüsch. The button “Play” explains what it is all about.

But remember, this is exclusively for cuddly toys …..

(ps. a photo of my abused “object” will follow later…)

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Chocolate cookies with bombastic effect: F-Cup Cookies

At last there is a solution for all women who are unhappy with what nature endowed them.

From now on the magic words for maximizing your “natural talents” no longer involves silicon, inflatable cushions or lipofilling, it is now quite simply F-Cup Cookies!

Luckily the Japanese discovered that you just have to lace a delicious chocolate cookie with 50mg of Pueraria mirifica root and plop: they grow and stretch into assets nature usually only bestows on stepmothers.

Anyone interested should check out: http://fcup.jp/en/item05.php

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Good Morning Lilofee

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“That smells like old socks!” “No, it smells like a man, man!”

Hit or flop? A little cosmetic image adjustment or a completely new brand strategy? For the sweeping discussion alone, the Old Spice-campaign “Smell like a man, man” already deserves an advertising award. Brief summary:

Wieden + Kennedy were charged with improving the dusty image of the Old Spice brand, which lay (or lies) somewhere between “that smells like my grandpa” and “I’d buy it if I wanted the fragrance of 1977.” Professional actor Isaiah Mustafa stands before the camera in just a bath towel and adeptly makes it clear to his female audience that in all probability their boyfriend may not look much like him, but could at least smell like him. What a pompous little…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

The video was circulated rapidly, mostly because it is charming, funny and unusual. But that was not enough. The spread of the film clip was followed closely by thousands of tweets, whether from ordinary users or the major personalities of the Twitter community. Actors, musicians and multipliers sprang upon the Old Spice ad and especially on Isaiah himself. Obviously, the agency could have responded via Twitter, but instead chose an equally unusual route.

Isaiah again stands before the camera in the bathroom set to individually answer the tweets of the Twitter celebrities. This is the actual highlight of the campaign for us. In total 185 videos were personally produced, for celebrities like Alyssa Milano, Demi Moore and Ellen DeGeneres, but also for internet heavyweights such as Guy Kawasaki. Naturally, they were all flattered by the special attention and so shared the personalized videos in their own social networks. Thanks to Isaiah’s intelligent and witty answers, these videos also spread like wildfire.

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The videos were played almost 7 million times in the first week. To date, the response videos have clocked up around 50 million views in total. In addition, their Twitter follower count increased by 2700% and currently stands at just over 100,000. The interaction on their Facebook interest page has increased by 800% and it tripled the traffic on the Old Spice website. (Source: Adweek).

Despite this stunning communications success, a controversial discussion immediately broke out: Can a campaign like this actually achieve what it intended; an increase in sales? At first the rumor went around that sales had now completely collapsed. However, the latest figures show the opposite is the case. Yes, the campaign did increase sales. In the first six months since the start of the campaign, sales of Old Spice rose by 27% compared to the same period the previous year; last month it increased by 107%.

We congratulate the agency for this extraordinary achievement and look forward to further inspiring cases like this.

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public link gets out and about

Last Friday we celebrated our annual agency outing day. The tension was high, because the majority of colleagues had no idea where the journey would bring them. First port of call – the new dry toboggan run in Petersdorf – had most of the participants screaming like joyful children. The clouds of wasps that attacked us later also evoked some hysterical screams. But the dry toboggan ride was great fun! See for yourself:

The journey went on to Bad Saarow, where we initially enjoyed a relaxing picnic by the lake. At the subsequent raft building session we learned the hundreds (it felt like) of different ways to make knots, so that we could later see if our two teams could build rafts that float from the material given. Thereafter, we could actually convince ourselves of our efforts on the water with a raft race between the teams.

The delicious meal at the Park Café with a superb view of Lake Scharmützel provided the crowning conclusion to our day out.

Thanks for this beautiful day, public link, and thanks to the masters of ceremony!

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